I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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