singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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