I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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