Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
