I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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