I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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