i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
