Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was like his penis was on wheels.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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