shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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