I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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