Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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