He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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