He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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