Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How naked do you want me to be?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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