also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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