why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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