I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
