I bet he comes in French.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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