Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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