im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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