The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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