So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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