Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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