when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
