I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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