WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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