its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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