i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My vagina just clenched in fear
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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