I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
