That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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