There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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