He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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