I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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