So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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