I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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