im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
