It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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