why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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