Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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