Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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