he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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