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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.

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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."

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SHUT IT DOWN.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool

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There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.

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