i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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