It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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