You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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