just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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