just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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