Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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