i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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