idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just found puke in my bra..
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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